real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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