i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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