Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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