you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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