I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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