He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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