fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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