There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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