Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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