So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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