im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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