So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
