We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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