Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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