apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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