On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?