im having a threesome with these popsicles
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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