Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
how can u be prego again
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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