apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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