You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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