he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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