Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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