i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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