Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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