He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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