i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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