Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I currently don't understand fingers.
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