how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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