the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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