i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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