Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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