So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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