I don't think brook has ever known best
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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