can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
this is an emotional support booty call
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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