Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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