My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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