giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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