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I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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