a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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