You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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