That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize