David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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