I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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