Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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