that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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