Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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