That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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