So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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