i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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