What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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