Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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