If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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