I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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