So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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