Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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