it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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